Back by unpopular demand... here's the world famous Oi Polloi Caption Competition. Look at that intriguing picture above, come up with something funny or clever and write it in the comments bit below. Best one wins a £50 voucher.
This competition is now closed. The winning caption? "Mr Blobby began to regret hiring his new stylist," as commented by someone called Sam. Very good. Your voucher is on the way. Commiserations to all the losers out there.