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FLEECERMANS FRIEND


This is the tragic tale of a Ephraim Barnaby. During what was supposed to be four-week stint as a lighthouse keeper, Ephraim was stranded on a isolated rock two miles off the coast of Cornwall after his ferry home was attacked and sunk by a school of irritable crabs. With his supplies running low, Ephraim did was any sane man would do to survive – eat the entirety of his emergency Fisherman's Friends ration.

Eventually, a replacement ferry came to rescue Mr. Barnaby, but at that point, the damage was already done – he'd consumed over 4000 packets of the dangerously tasty menthol sweets, thus causing him to contract what's know in nautical circles as “the minty shakes”.

To this day poor Ephraim can't take off his ultra-warm fleece pants in fear of the shakes returning.

Moral of the story? Dunno... don't get a job as a lighthouse keeper?

 

        1. Stone Island
          Crinkle Reps Down Bomber Jacket
          Dark Brown
          Size XL
        2. Howlin'
          Sylvester
          Galaxy
          Size L
        3. Adsum
          Short Sleeved Pocket Tee
          White
          Size XL
        4. Orslow
          New Yorker Pants
          Brown
          Size 5
        5. Timberland 
          Authentic Hand Sewn 3 Eye Boat Shoe
          Brown Full Grain 
          Size UK 10
        6. Rototo
          Classic Crew Socks
          Ivory / Yellow
          Size L
        7. Norse Projects
          Brushed Lambswool Beanie
          Glacier Grey
          One Size

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