Oi Polloi

No.297

Published: Fri Dec 02 2016

Walkin’ the dog

Not long ago, before a seedy world of steamed windows and flashing headlights took over, ‘walking the dog’ meant just that… taking your four-legged friend out for a wander. Seems a bit of a shame this innocent act was hijacked by dirty minded deviants really, doesn’t it?

So with that in mind, here’s the ultimate outfit for actual, real deal, good ol’ fashioned dog walking. A warm hat for those cold mornings… a jacket with big pockets for your Dentastix… drawstring-waisted sweatpants for when you get to that remote, out-the-way, car park and you can't wait to drop your trouse… wait  what were we talking about?

The Dog Walker is 6'2" and wears…

  1. Fjällräven
    Singi Winter Jacket
    Dark Navy
    Size M
  2. Jamieson's
    Lambswool Crew Neck Knit
    Foxglove
    Size XL
  3. Beams Plus
    Button Down Oxford Shirt
    White
    Size XL
  4. Polo Ralph Lauren
    Hybrid Tracksuit Pants
    Company Olive
    Size XL
  5. Anonymous Ism
    5 Colour Mix Crew Socks
    Sax / Brown
  6. New Balance
    M997CEF Made in the UK
    Blue / Aqua
    Size 10
  7. Patagonia
    Shelled Synchilla Duckbill Cap
    Navy Blue / Feather Grey
    Size L