No.194

Not to be confused with everyone’s favourite singer songwriter of the same name (lovely lad, doesn’t half babble on though), this chap earned his name due to his penchant for the colour grey. Grey jacket, grey car, grey t-shirt, grey house, grey trousers, grey dog, grey food… he’s like the grey brother of that lad Eiffel 65 were singing about. But if he likes grey so much, why doesn’t he dye his hair grey? Don’t be stupid, that would just look daft.