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The Holiday Hero

We've all been lost in a Parisian back alley and wished we'd payed more attention learning how to read a map in Scouts. Even the word 'holiday' conjures up images of awkward, inept, English fools bumbling around, yelling at people (“WHERE. IS. THE. TRAIN. STATION?”) who (most-likely) speak English better than them.

Luckily, the OP holiday collection is here to save you! We've got it all: a hat to keep those savage Mediterranean sun-beams at bay, a shirt that improves your French by 110%, a bag to store all your exotic meats, city-scouring-shorts, a t-shirt impervious to sun-cream stains (disclaimer: nothing is impervious to sun-cream stains, that stuff is like nuclear material) and shoes to glide through unfamiliar cities like a calm breeze.

So, if you're looking for a holiday instead of a holiDON'T (we fired our copywriter for doing this, we're sorry), look no further than this collection.

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