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Sacré Bleu!

Zut Alors! Here’s some ultra-French clobber for you to wear whilst you’re wandering along the banks of the Seine discussing the works of Sartre with Brigitte Bardot and Jean-Paul Belmondo.

It’s sharp, it’s slick, and it’s all got a certain je nais ce quois that we can’t describe in the confines of this humble blurb.

Neck some red wine straight from the bottle and gorge yourself on these French fancies.