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According to Google Translate, Maillot is the French word for ‘shirt’. It’s also the name of a Japanese company who make very French looking t-shirts.

They’re dead stripy, and they’re made with that trademark attention to detail the Japanese are famous for. Imagine if orSlow went on holiday to the French seaside and you’re somewhere on the right track.