The leaves have faded into a crispy auburn hue, the winds are wispy and wild, the children have begun their ritual conker-based humiliations; you guessed it daddio, autumn is well and truly here.
Or, in other words: CORD SEASON IS HERE.
We'll be damned if velveteen isn't the best darn fabric to deal with them pesky, ever-so-hard-to-dress-for autumnal months.
Not only does the wondrous fabric keep you as toasty as a Pot Noodle in a sauna, it bestows certain slickness that can really only be pedantically categorised as 'cowboy-cum-psych rock guitarist-esque'.
Here's a cornucopia of cracking corduroy clobber. See for yourself the transformative power of the cord...