German clothing company A Kind of Guise have teamed up with the German sportschuhe über-lords at adidas to make some very German trainers.

They’re made in Germany, they’ve got the classic German oak leaf symbol on the insoles and they’re named after the German city of... erm… New York.

New York is in Germany, isn’t it?

These trainers, some rather classy looking jumpers and a wonderfully waffley coach jacket go online tonight at one minute past midnight AKA 00:01 on Saturday the 31st of October.

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