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Caption Competition: win some Clarks shoes and two tickets to a shoe exhibition

Published: Fri Jul 03 2015

Seeing as we’ve finally worked out how to have comments working on our new blog, we thought we’d run one of our world-famous caption competitions.

The prize? A pair of Clarks of your choice* from our virtual shoe rack, and a pair of tickets to a massive exhibition of 'wacky shoes' that's currently on at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London courtesy of Clarks themselves. Two runners up will get a pair of tickets too.

Just come up with a witty and whimsical caption for that delightful photograph above and write it in the comments bit below… and make sure you get your caption in by Wednesday the 8th of July otherwise we’ll pretend we haven’t seen it.

*not those dead fancy Made in England Desert Boots though, we're not daft.


This competition is now closed. After much deliberation we are pleased to announce that Nick Wilkins took home the big win with his punishing use of puns... “Putt the tee on I’m driving home, will be back at Fore!”

Runners up prizes go to Matthieu Fabre - “Regrets only,” and Con Little - “You boys still knock out some beautiful clothes, and I love the dry humour on your website.” Yep, a little bit of shameless brown-nosing goes a long way.

Commiserations to all you losers, please try harder next time.