No.392 | Oi Polloi

Street Drinking Guide

Always wear a big coat. Sitting on park benches for hours on end can get mighty chilly.
In fact, might be worth doubling up with a toasty fleece. Passing out on park benches can be even colder.
Avoid striking up a conversation with that guy across the road who's been playing early 2000s RnB out of an iPhone 4 for half an hour.
Variation is the spice of life. Treat yourself to some fancy German pilsners alongside your 17 Polish lagers.
Stock up on those Snyder's Jalapeño Pretzel bite things. You're going to need some flavourful sustenance.
Always try to remember to pick up your litter.
Avoid children's playgrounds for obvious reason, especially if your session starts in the morning/afternoon.
Don't wear white trousers unless you're a seasoned street drinking professional.
Fondly remember how good supping a pint indoors was.
Sack it off after 45 minutes and just go home because all of your friends are sensible and are staying inside.