Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Sep 25 2020


Rubbish turning up in your blue bin that isn't yours? Lunch keeps mysteriously disappearing from the office fridge? Banged-up Ford Fiestas keep stealing your parking spot? Too many unknown assailants sponging off your Netflix account?

Yep, there's plenty of everyday injustices that go unpunished and unsolved. Luckily for you, this shrewd gentleman is here to resolve any and all of the mundane malpractice you're subjected to on a daily basis.

He's quite reasonably priced too – for £38 he'll figure out who's been bulk buying all the Kinder Buenos at your local corner shop, and if you wax his car, he'll unmask your neighbourhood Wifi thief.

Only problem is, he's quite squeamish, Might be worth giving Peter Falk a bell if you need helping solving an actual murder.

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