Oi Polloi

No.387

Published: Fri Feb 21 2020

ALWAYS-WEARING-SHORTS MAN

In suburbs across the country, there exists a certain species of lad rarely acknowledged, let alone appreciated, by the wider world – the Always-Wearing-Shorts Man.

We’ve all seen ‘em. Come rain or shine, sleet or snow, these devil-may-care madheads brave the outside realm with their knees exposed to the elements. Is it an act of defiance against social norms? Is it an attempt to assert their masculinity over their pant-wearing peers? Or do they just really buzz off shorts?

Who knows. But then again, if you owned a pair of chocolate-lime-flavoured Nylon Metal shorts, would you ever take them off?

Didn’t think so.

  1. Engineered Garments
    Atlantic Parka
    Dark Navy PC Poplin
    Size L
  2. Stüssy
    Logo Crew Sweatshirt
    Navy
    Size XL
  3. Lee
    Pocket Tee
    Ecru
    Size L
  4. Stone Island
    Nylon Metal Shorts
    Limone
    Size XL
  5. Folk
    Waffle Socks
    Tan
    Size 43-46
  6. Lacoste
    G80 OG
    Tan
    Size 43-46
  7. Satta
    Sacoche
    Dark Olive
    One Size