TRAPPED IN THE FREEZER
Not sure how, but I've once again managed to lock myself in the TGI Friday meat freezer. I was only looking for some ketchup.
Been yelling for a staff member for ages now… everyone's probably gone on their lunch... that, or they can't hear me. Or they're ignoring me again. Or all three.
Don't know how long I'm going to be up here... could be days, weeks, minutes...
Think the temperature's started to mess with my sanity. Just spent half an hour talking to a chicken wing I thought was Joe Pantoliano. He still wouldn't tell me what really happened at the end of The Sopranos.
How long does it take to get frostbite? Good job I wore my woolly Japanese fleece this time. Perhaps it can double up as a sleeping bag…