YOGI BEAR STRIKE AGAIN!
“Hello — is that the park ranger there? Yep, I'd like to report a crime.
What happened? Well, an animated bear nabbed my picnic…
What did he look like? He was two-dimensional. Does that help? And he was wearing a green tie but no trousers.
Yeah, I thought that was strange too.
Anything else? Now that I think about it, he had an American accent – and he kept going on about how much smarter he was than the average bear.
Any accomplices? Yeah – he had his weird little mate with him – sort of like a cut-price Scrappy Doo or something. Bit of a pain really.
What did he take? A full meal deal! Yep, even my Monster Munch! I’m just glad I managed to fend him off before he snaffled my classy comfort shoes.
My name? Oh, it’s Fred Flintstone.
Yep, I’ll hold.”
- Norse Projects
Kyle Wool Shirt
Iroise / Nature
- Universal Works
Arbor Classic Pack 25L
El Cap Khaki
Size UK 10