Oi Polloi

No.343

Published: Fri Sep 21 2018

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF FORGOTTEN RECORDS

The Guinness Book of World Records is choc-a-bloc with impressive achievements: first man on the moon, first woman to build a functioning plane entirely out of matchsticks, first dog to successfully cover Buckethead's 'Soothsayer' on xylophone… But there are only so many pages, and naturally, some of humanity's greatest feats are going to get left on the cutting room floor.

This gentleman is one aforementioned forgotten record-breaker. He broke the world record for 'Most Bourbon Biscuits Eaten in a Minute', with a stomach-churningly impressive 196. Unfortunately, his spot in the 2004 edition was replaced by the equally pointless achievement of 'Most Chicago Town Pizzas Stolen from a Single Tesco'.

It's not all doom and gloom however – at least he's got that supremely slick Japanese smock to cheer him up.

  1. And Wander
    Nylon Double Cloth Hoodie
    Khaki
    Size 3
  2. Champion
    Reverse Weave Crewneck Sweatshirt
    Yellow
    Size M
  3. Champion
    Crewneck Wide Stripe T-Shirt
    Green / White
    Size M
  4. Folk
    Assembly Drawcord Pants
    Navy
    Size 3
  5. Waffle socks
    Oatmeal
    One Size
  6. Mephisto
    Rainbow
    Desert Oregon Leather
    Size UK 10
  7. Adsum
    Overdyed Twill Cap
    Slate
    One Size
  8. Timex Archive
    Waterbury United Watch
    Steel / Black
    One Size