Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Apr 06 2018

Great British summer Time

“Don't worry, it's only a two-and-a-half-hour drive to the beach with no traffic. The forecast only said light drizzle, put your coat on, you'll be fine. No, we're not having a McDonald's, I've packed butties.”

“The wind isn't that bad! Neither is the drizzle. Oh give over, it's not a storm, don't be dramatic. Is that heck a tornado at the foot of the beach! Calm down, come stand under this arch – we'll wait for the rain to stop.”

“Just zip your coat up! Sinking sand? You're not stood in sinking sand! Shut up and eat your sarnies. What do you mean they're water-logged? Get 'em ate. No, we're not going to maccies!”

“What about your socks? Oh please, the tide is only coming up to your ankles, calm down.”

“This is fun, isn't it? We're not that wet. We're not that cold.

… actually, you're right, this is naff. Let's go home”

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