No.324

Striding through the hangar at a deliberate and considered pace, Squadron Leader Alpha attracts the attention of every vacant body there.

Strength. Fairness. Level-headedness. Principled. A born leader.

He's the man you want by your side when the going gets tough. He's the geezer to guide you through any and all sticky situations. He's the guy to call when you need help fishing out something dropped behind a kitchen counter...

He's not just a guy. He's the guy.

It's just a shame he's a squadron leader for a team of door-to-door salesmen, not the air force.