No.323

Put your feet up. Wear your new jacket indoors. Eat an After Eight before eight. Turn off your phone. Turn on your radio and tune into Atlantic 252. Unwrap those fancy Ralph Lauren sweatpants you bought for your brother and wear them in for him. Pour yourself a pint of advocaat. Watch Total Recall three times in a row. Sleep through Christmas Day.

Or ignore anything we just said. It’s your night… do whatever you want to do.