The Logistical Hassle Of Owning A Fighter Jet
Owning a fighter jet might seem like a lot of fun, but believe us… it’s a complete hassle.
Tesco parking spaces are nowhere near big enough.
They don’t make Haynes manuals for 1972 McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagles.
There’s nowhere to hang one of those pine-cone air freshener things.
And perhaps most importantly, it’s pretty much impossible to tune in to Gold FM when you’re 40,000 feet up in the air.
So next time you have a spare few hundred thousand pounds burning a hole in your pocket, remember, fighter jets aren’t that great. You're better off just getting a bomber jacket really and being done with it.
The Fighter Pilot wears...
- Engineered garments
Aviator jacket
Olive Flight sateen
Size L - Armor-Lux
Mariniere Theviec
Navy / Nature
Size L - Our Legacy
Box Longsleeve
Orchid Cotton / Linen Sweat
Size S - Orslow 107 Ivy Fit Jeans
White
Size 2 - Norse Projects
Bjarki Cotton Sport Socks
Pale Blue
One Size - Converse
1970s Chuck Taylor All Star
Black / Egret / Black
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