Oi Polloi

No.293

Published: Fri Sep 30 2016

North-Westworld

 

You’ve seen Westworld — that 70s sci-fi film about the wild-west theme park where you can live out your mad cowboy dreams — well, now there’s North-Westworld. It’s basically a full-scale reconstruction of Salford, built in the Arizona desert. Americans have been craving that authentic North West of England experience for years, and now, they can finally get it.

It’s always raining, there’s loads of traffic lights and all the androids wear big jackets and brown suede moccasins.

Sure, they’ll probably malfunction and try to kill you, but you've got to admit it, they do look pretty sharp.

The North-Westerner is 6'4" and wears...

  1. Beams Plus
    Windstopper Mackinaw Jacket
    Olive drab
    Size L
  2. Levi’s Vintage Clothing
    Bay Meadows Sweatshirt
    Peanut Mele
    Size M
  3. Beams Plus
    Button Down Oxford Shirt
    White
    Size L
  4. Edwin
    Classic Regular Tapered Jeans
    Raw State 13oz Rainbow Selvage Japan Denim
    Size 32/32
  5. Anonymous Ism
    2 Line Pique Rib Crew Socks
    Mustard
  6. Padmore & Barnes
    Y.M.C. Oi Polloi Trail Shoes
    Tabac Suede
    Size UK 8