Oi Polloi

No.292

Published: Fri Sep 16 2016

Teabag

For those not aware, Teabag was a relatively small-time character from Neighbours maybe about fifteen years ago. He was a rebel, a man on the edge, the kind of guy who's not afraid to prank call Madge at the Coffee Shop with a massive order of sandwiches, only to cancel it once her and Harold had slaved away all day making them. Sadly, he was only in it for about two weeks, before disappearing into the ether… until today.

After years of searching, we’ve finally managed to track him down. He now works doing odd jobs around a trailer park on the outskirts of Erinsborough and wears a sweatshirt that looks ironically like it was stained using teabags. He didn’t laugh when we made this joke and after picking up a large wrench, told us to leave. We did.

Teabag is 5'10" and wears...

  1. Our Legacy
    50's Great Sweat
    Nicotine Loop Sweat
    Size M
  2. Our Legacy
    Perfect Tee
    Grey Melange Army Jersey
    Size M
  3. orSlow
    Slim Fit Fatigue Pants
    Green
    Size 3
  4. AnonymousIsm
    Slub Crew Socks
    Olive
  5. Novesta
    Star Master
    Military Corduroy
    Size 8
  6. Polo Ralph Lauren
    Classic Sport Cap
    Nubuck / Relay Blue