Oi Polloi

No.288

Published: Fri Jul 22 2016

Subject #459

 

It’s no secret that Stone Island have an ultra-high-tech laboratory where they test out mental new fabrics and ideas, but not many people know the extent of their experiments.

Donated to the cause by his jacket-obsessed parents, this chap was raised like a guinea pig for the sole purpose of making sure these fine Italian garments are fit for human consumption.

He’s never seen sunlight. He’s never heard the chaffinch’s song on a perfect summer’s morn. He’s never tasted the sweet chocolate, caramel and peanut infusion found in a Star Bar.

He does get to try out fancy reversible shirts though. Where do we sign?

The experimental subject is  6'0" and wears...

  1. Stone Island 
    Short Fit Reversible Shirt
    (Bleu Marine)
    Size XL
  2. Lacoste 
    Striped Crew Neck T
    (Navy Blue / Steamer / Flour)
    Size 4
  3. Levi’s Vintage Clothing
    1954 501 Jeans
    (New Rinse)
    Size 34/32
  4. Anonymous Ism
    5 Colour Mix Crew Socks
    (Natural / Blue)
  5. adidas
    Gazelle
    (Nemesis / Vintage White / Gold Metallic)
    Size UK 8.5