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Published: Thu Dec 15 2016

Jean Pierre Bibliotheque

Hamster gone walkabout? Misplaced your wallet? Dropped your phone down the drain? Forget calling the police, you need Manchester’s finest French detective… Jean Pierre Bibliotheque.

He’s basically a cross between Inspector Clouseau, Hercule Poirot, and any other stereotypical Gallic detective who has appeared on prime time television.

It takes him exactly one hour (including advertising breaks) to solve a crime, his French accent sounds too French to be French, and no matter what crime he’s investigating, the culprit will always be a bitter old butler who was left out of his wealthy master’s will.

Actually, yeah  you might be better off calling the police after all.

This chap is 5'10"" and wears...

  1. Nanamica
    Shell Coat
    Size M
  2. A Kind Of Guise
    Tabris Blouson
    Size M
  3. Engineered Garments
    Banded Collar Shirt
    Blue / Navy Railroad Narrow Stripe
    Size M
  4. Carhartt WIP
    Pocket T-Shirt
    Size M
  5. Norse Projects
    Aros Textured Twill Chinos
    True Khaki
    Size 30
  6. Polo Ralph Lauren 
    Classic Crew Socks
  7. Paraboot
    Marron Leather
    Size UK 8