Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Oct 23 2015

Coat Stand Y3K

Scientists predict that by the year 3000 regular, boring old wooden coat stands will be replaced by robotic, humanoid coat stands. They’ll hold your fancy Japanese jacket, they’ll ask you how your day was and they might tell the occasional quip about the weather. They might also end up developing real emotions and having an affair with your wife, but maybe that’s the price you pay for having a robotic, humanoid coat stand?

The robotic, humanoid coat stand is 5'10" and wears...
  1. Nanamica Cruiser Jacket
    Size L
  2. Arpenteur Roscoff Vest
    (Azur Blue Wool Heavy Knit)
    Size L
  3. Engineered Garments Banded Collar Shirt
    (White 100s 2ply Broadcloth)
    Size L
  4. Levi's 511 Slim Fit Cords
    (Cougar Pigment)
    Size 34 / 32
  5. Spring Court B2 Classic Canvas
    Size EU 44