Oi Polloi


Published: Tue Jun 10 2014


The only meal he ever cooked you was beans on toast. He never played football with you. He forgot your birthday. He fed the cat fabric softener. He washed your car with paint stripper. He accidentally murdered your girlfriend at the family BBQ. And up until last week he didn’t know you had a middle name. But after years of saying you’d never be anything like him… you suddenly have a strange desire to wear loafers.