Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Mar 07 2014

The Caravan Man: Part Three

It wasn’t the boldness of his claims, the fact that he would have to be at least 150 years old for his stories to be true or the way he kept rubbing his nose and looking away every time he span a yarn that made us think he was serving up a platter of pork pies. The real give-away was the simple fact that no matter how much of a keen traveller you are, it’s pretty much impossible to travel the world in a static-caravan. By the time he started going on about the parking spaces at Woodstock, we’d decided we’d had enough. He’s still rattling on now.