Oi Polloi

No.218

Published: Fri Jan 17 2014

Our mate Matey

Anyone here remember Matey? You know, that young sailor who your girlfriend didn’t mind you sharing a bath with? Well, have you ever pondered for a moment what Matey would look like if he was a real person and not just a fun-loving bath-time bubble-buddy? We’re slightly ashamed to admit that we have. Okay, he’s lost his dashing sailor’s hat, and we can’t remember the original ever wearing Desert Treks, but we think we’ve really captured the essence of what Matey was about with this one. Think we’ll probably give that bath a miss though…