No.199

We send our commiserations to this unlucky chap. He put his new trainers on, he pruned his beard to perfection and he turned up his jeans to eleven, and that still wasn’t enough to bag himself the elusive title of Deck~Out No.200. Second place may be first loser, but at least he looks good. And anyway, he’s always been one to look on the bright side of things — in fact, tonight he’s going to party like he’s Deck~Out No.199.