Oi Polloi

No.193

Published: Thu Jul 11 2013

Crocodile Shoes

Shoes that look like crocodiles are very useful things indeed. Off the top of our heads here are just a few ways they can come in handy. Trying to scare someone who suffers from herpetophopia? Get yourself some crocodile shoes. Paying homage to the late Steve Irwin? Get yourself some crocodile shoes. Re-enacting that mental bit in Live and Let Die when Roger Moore uses the heads of some very hungry looking crocodiles as stepping stones? Well, you get the idea…