Oi Polloi

No.178

Published: Fri May 10 2013

The Running Man

While you may be looking ahead to a summer of sunning yourself, this guy will be running himself… into the ground. His trip around the world begins this weekend and all he has to keep him going is a backpack full of chocolate bars. No waterproof mac, but loads of Caramacs. And as the advert once said, a Mars a day will help him work, rest, play, and probably increase his chances of diabetes. With visions of Alan Partridge’s Toblerone addiction permeating his mind, he’s really got his Snickers in a twist.