Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Mar 15 2013

Overactive pituary glands

To the untrained eye it may look like this is a slightly small man, but he’s not, he’s just got a slightly big rucksack. Kånkens were designed for schoolchildren, so these ever-so-slightly larger numbers must have been made for those weird children at school who were taller than the teachers. What happened to them? Did their overactive pituary glands lead to an early grave, or just a life of half-mast trousers and ducking under doorways? We’ll never be sure. Sadly this has little, if anything at all, to do with this sharp outfit you see before you, so we’ll quit our rambling and shut up.