Oi Polloi

No.141

Published: Fri Feb 15 2013

Enter Sandman

We all know that Manchester’s got everything except a beach, but we reckon fifty years from now global warming will finally come good and the city will be engulfed in sand — sort of like Cairo, but with more dog-shit. When that day comes, this is what we’ll be wearing — creamy Dockers and khaki Battenwear jackets like a modern day Lawrence of Arabia. As for the Finn Comfort shoes, well they’re as comfortable as walking on a beach, so just imagine how comfy they are when you actually are walking on a beach — although you might want to cork up those holes unless you like sand between your toes.