Oi Polloi


Published: Thu Dec 08 2011

Mr Patel… The Bachelor Future

Rumour has it this dapper chap knows more than he should. Amongst his friends he has developed quite a reputation for knowing what is coming next. Some joke he must have been here before, such is the accuracy of his predictions. He’s not short of a few quid either, having made a fortune betting on various sports events. Hmm. This sounds familiar. Almost like the plot of a Hollywood movie. This success at the track and in the bookies allied to his dashing looks and sartorial elegance makes him quite the hit with the fairer sex, though none have yet managed to pin him down. He prefers to play the field. Some would call him The Bachelor Future.