No.108

Shunning the fast culture that prevails in the modern day, this chap lives life at his own pace. Clothing is his only vice. Well, that and entering competitions. He claims to be the world’s luckiest man but for some reason Norris McWhirter isn’t answering his calls. But then maybe he’s not lucky at all, maybe he enters so many competitions that he inevitably wins a few from time to time. His speciality is crosswords though he often gets bored and ends up filling in the gaps with naughty words. This ploy actually won him a long weekend in Chernobyl a few years ago although we can’t imagine there were too many entrants. That said, he’s living proof that good things come to those who wait. If you don’t shoot, you won’t score.

For that reason he’ll be entering our ‘Win £200 to spend on Folk Clothing competition’, will you?