Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Harris as...Stuart the Student

The nemesis of Paul Calf types the world over, this guy has no problem writing out a cheque for a bag of chips. But his dapper, studious appearance contradicts the paucity of his bank balance. He’s obviously got his priorities right, the clothes maketh the man. Eating is cheating anyway, and we all know cheats never prosper. This hasn’t stopped him cutting a few corners on the odd exam. With such impressive grades and an enviable wardrobe the birds flock around him. Nothing to do with the fact he’s just thrown those chips to the floor.