Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Harris as...The Swissassin

Hiding in the Swiss Alps is no fun, even in the summertime (when the weather is high). But it is part of the Swissassin’s modus operandi, a necessity. You see, he works all around Europe, taking out nasty terrorist types, wasting them in mysterious circumstances. He’s not your conventional assasin, he has mystical powers of irony which somehow render his victims powerless, turning their blood into laughing gas and causing them to die laughing.