Oi Polloi

No.090

Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Scott as... The Last Boy Scout

The year: 2050. The look: Last Boy Scout. With Robert Baden-Powell’s boy scout movement having taken a nosedive due to deforestation, raised sea levels and general changes in culture, this guy is the last ever boy scout. He has his own badge, created just for him to recognise this. He’s not putting it on his jacket though, it might ruin it. He is proud of his status and continues to roam what little is left of the outdoors, spreading the ‘Be Prepared’ message and helping old ladies with their shopping.