Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Samrai as...The Protector

A highly decorated war hero, this soldier now occupies his time looking the part while doing occasional close protection gigs to pay the bills. His healthy pension pays his rent – but special treats have to be financed by the odd week’s work. He’s off to Iraq to protect a well known pubic figure next week. It sounds scary, actually it’s nothing compared to his most recent job – shielding a well known boy band (one that has now grown up) from merry females in deelyboppers and matching t-shirts.