Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Samrai as...The Secret Samurai

Merging in and out of the background, our hero is descended from ancient warriors, using his mystical genetic powers to spy on public figures without them ever knowing. This isn’t his job or anything, he just does it naturally. He can’t help it. He does however pass on very important details to the authorities as and when asked, and gets paid handsomely. This rarely happens though – most of his information is mundane. MI5 aren’t too interested in what the coffee man at Victoria station is wearing.