Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Harris as...The Interior Decorator

Following a disagreement with an Italian-American family, this chap ended up taking a ride in the ‘trunk’ of a car. Little did they know he was an ex-commando. “He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed…he was with the Interior Ministry. The guy was like a Russian green beret.” explained the boss. A poor telephone line meant his captors didn’t quite understand this message.

“You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!” exclaimed one.