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Deck~Out by Oi Polloi •

Mr Harris as...The Interior Decorator

Following a disagreement with an Italian-American family, this chap ended up taking a ride in the ‘trunk’ of a car. Little did they know he was an ex-commando. “He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed…he was with the Interior Ministry. The guy was like a Russian green beret.” explained the boss. A poor telephone line meant his captors didn’t quite understand this message.

“You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator!” exclaimed one.

  • Folk Mischa (Dark Brown)
  • Fred Perry Authentic Kagool (Moss)
  • Levi's 2 Pack Crew Tee (White)
  • Levi's 511 Slim Classic (Rigid Green Old)
  • Calabrese Medium Lapari Holdall (Military)

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