Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Harris as... Hyperactive Harris

Raised on a diet of crisps and sweets, this young squire spends his time lazing on the beach, reading books and eating cheap confectionary. The time he spends snaffling snacks is punctuated by hourly sojourns into the sea. Fuelled by numbers E-numbers, he not only needs to cool down but also let off a bit of steam and burn a few of those nasty calories totted up on his deckchair. Rather than wade into the water, he runs at full pelt, laughing like a hyperactive child. It’s a fantastic sight.