No.071

From the makers of Robocop comes Promobot. Don’t be fooled by the classic clobber – this dude here’s half-man, half-machine, a 22nd century cyborg powered off the city streetlights. Whereas Robocop cleaned up a technologically advanced Detroit, Promobot’s more about technologically advanced Detroit techno – programmed to run multiple rave promotions across the city simultaneously. With a busy Bank Holiday weekend approaching Promobot prepares by eliminating the ‘plus ones’ on his pest-list, ensuring maximum rave promo profit. Mont Bell backpack stuffed with pound notes? Yes, Sir.