Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Patel as...The Real Ale-ian

This guy is obsessive about the clothes he wears, where they’re made and what they’re made from, so – he argues – it should surely follow that when he’s out for a few drinks he should apply the same logic to what goes into his pint. As a result, while his mates are happy with anything that gets them merry, this chap insists on sampling organic ‘real ales’ with names like ‘Witches Knackers’, ‘Trappist Trumper’ and ‘St Melvins Kick’. While his mates get lairy, he just falls asleep. No hangover though.