Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr. Lewis as... Soccerball Franchise King

This American ‘soccer’ fanatic is the owner/coach/manager of LA’s little-known second team LA Chomp. They may be in the shadow of Beckham’s Galaxy but this guy is almost as rich as football’s most famous Essex boy. Sporting a Ma.Strum parachute jacket, he lands on the bench just in time to bark out orders like “Go Chomp” and “Forward play, you soccer kicker men”. It’s not all bluster though, he once had a trial with “a top soccerball franchise in the UK”. Nobody knows it was The Dog and Duck though.