Oi Polloi


Published: Wed Aug 10 2011

Mr Brown as... Dapper Snapper

All the gear this lad, all the gear except for the actual camera. They say the camera never lies but this cameraman does. He wanders around town all day, approaching young women with offers of stardom. He stands back, looks at them through a finger frame, makes a clicking noise with his mouth, and nods approvingly. Little do they know he is a chancer, a cameraless cameraman. The only pictures he takes are ones he stores in his slightly twisted mind. It’s unsurprising how many ladies get duped though, he certainly looks a dapper snapper.