Oi Polloi


Published: Fri May 06 2016

The Man in the Slick Suit

The Man in the Slick Suit was once a regular man like any other, and then, one fateful day, he got a slick suit. Since then, things have really been on the up. 

People listen to what he has to say, waiters at fancy restaurants give him free puddings and parking officers turn a blind eye to his love of double yellows. He doesn’t have to work anymore either, and apart from having Paul Simon asking him to lay down a saxophone solo for his new album, or Martin Scorsese calling up for a bit of help directing a scene in his latest film, he’s free to do as he pleases. 

Except on wash day, that is. With that slick suit in the wash, he’s just a normal man and has to do normal things like taking out the bins and cleaning out the gutters.

The Man in the Slick Suit is 6'4" and wears...

  1. Diniz and Cruz Garment Dyed Jacket
    Size 42
  2. Our Legacy Bolly Tee
    (Duo Pink 1x1 Rib)
    Size Medium
  3. Diniz and Cruz Garment Dyed Chinos
    Size 32/32
  4. Falke Step Socks (White)
  5. Converse 1970s Chuck Taylor All Star Ox
    Size UK 8 
  6. Shuron Freeway Sunglasses
    (Demi Amber / Blue)
  7. Techné Instruments Merlin 296 Quartz Dual-Time Field Watch
    (Brushed 316L Stainless Steel / Olive Nylon)