Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Apr 01 2016

Catamaran Man

Not long ago sailing around the ocean was a pretty serious job. You were cut off from humanity with only a few barnacles for company, and the only thing you had to look forward to was a lukewarm tin of alphabetti spaghetti at the end of the day.

Nowadays you can just stick your catamaran on cruise control, throw on some sweatpants and take it real easy. GPS devices mean there are no more damp-map-woes, and thanks to Deliveroo you can have a Katsu curry from Wagamama delivered to your cabin in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in mere minutes.

Alright, there’s still nothing to stop you from falling off and being eaten by one of those weird sharks with the massive mouths, but apart from that... yeah, sailing is well easy these days. 

The Catamaran Man is 5'10" and wears...

  1. Stone Island Marina Hyper Light Membrana TC Jacket
    Size L
  2. Norse Projects Hans Light Ripstop Shirt
    Size Medium
  3. A Kind Of Guise Mindelo T-Shirt
    (Light Blue)
    Size Medium
  4. Reigning Champ Heavyweight Sweatpants
    Size Medium
  5. Polo Ralph Lauren Classic Crew Socks
  6. Superga 2754 Cotu
    Size EU 42