Oi Polloi


Published: Fri Mar 04 2016

The Collarless Man

Scientists reckon that there are billions of parallel universes outside of the one we live in. This chap here is from a parallel universe where collars were never invented. To some, this might sound like an insignificant point of difference, but it’s not.

Without stiff, stifling collars restricting the neck, information can travel down the spinal cord much quicker, meaning that the inhabitants of this collarless world have evolved to be really, really clever.

They’ve mastered telekinesis, they’ve cracked teleportation and they’ve banished telesales. And perhaps best of all, they never, ever have to wear ties — what a world.

The Collarless Man is 6'2" and wears...

  1. Manastash O.D. Layer
    Size XL
  2. Folk Raglan Sweat
    (Washed Out Amber)
    Size XL
  3. Carhartt Pocket T-Shirt
    Size XL
  4. Levi's Vintage Clothing 519 Bedford Pants
    (Foggy Dew)
    Size 36/32
  5. Anonymous Ism Cotton Border 3/4 Socks
  6. Clarks Originals Wallabee
    (Off White)
    Size 10
  7. Norse Projects Foldable Light Ripstop 5 Panel Cap